Fair question

Why pay, seriously?

We ask ourselves the same thing. Here's our honest answer.

We know what you're thinking: "Why would I pay when ChatGPT is free?" Fair enough, we'd ask the same thing.

Except an AI doesn't actually know Marseille. It can write a sentence that sounds like a good recommendation, but it doesn't know that cute little restaurant closed in March, that the "hidden gem" quoted everywhere has actually been a tourist trap for years, or that you need to ask for the back table at a certain bistro for some peace and quiet. It gives you a plausible answer. Not necessarily a true one.

Instagram is a different problem: it's a popularity contest, not a guide. A spot goes viral, everyone rushes over, the line gets longer, and six months later it's the place you avoid, precisely because it's packed. You're the one doing the sorting, for hours, with no idea if it's even still accurate.

No restaurant pays us to be on this list. If a spot closes or goes downhill, we remove it, for free, for everyone.

What we offer is more modest than an algorithm: two people who live in Marseille, who actually go to these places, and who hand you their addresses the way they'd give them to a friend showing up on a Friday night. No sponsoring, no automatic rankings. Just us, and what we genuinely love.

Questions we get asked

How is the content updated?

By hand, by us. As soon as we hear a spot has closed or gone downhill, we update the guide. You never have to pay again.

What if I don't like a spot?

It can happen, we don't all have the same taste. But we never list a spot we haven't genuinely enjoyed ourselves: zero sponsoring, zero random picks.

Do you really test everything yourselves?

Yes, honestly. It's even the guide's only rule: if we haven't been there, it's not in here. Here's why →

Why isn't it free?

Because testing, writing, and updating takes a huge amount of time, and because a "free" guide is often paid for by someone else behind the scenes (a brand, a tourism board). Ours is only paid for by you, and that's what lets us stay honest.

What if the guide really isn't for me?

Write to us through the contact form and we'll refund you, no conditions, no explanation needed. It's not a legal requirement on instant-access digital content, it's a commitment we make voluntarily.

€9.99, once, for life.

🍽️ Less than a single bad dinner in a tourist trap — and this one serves you the whole city, for life.

Let's do it